The new series of channel four’s Big Brother
Was kicked off yesterday. The entrances were mad and egotastical , in keep with the stereo-type that has formed over the years. Sixteen initial “housemates” this time. Nice Number. All of the new contestants have something diffirent about them , or have certain qualities which will make great viewing in the next 3 or so centuries that it usually goes on for. Another Homosexual , so the minorities don’t kickup a fuss (
) , a blind man , introducing something new that could stirr up something JUICY.
The variation of people is much more blatant this year than it was last year. From a cookie loving Thai Midget to a Sylvester_Stallone lookalike-wannabee. I love how they got the first four housemates deeply involved ( Lisa Appleton, Mario Marconi, Luke Marsden and Stephanie McMichael ) . Mario and Lisa , the first couple in the entire show’s history , have to pretend that they are not a couple , and Mario must pretend to be in a relationship with student Stephanie. A 42 Year old executive and 19 year old Uni Pupil doesn’t sound too great , so Mario lost ten years of his life ( Lol ) , so the relationship was slightly justified.
Sad thing is we didn’t get a /great/ look at all the rooms. I love how the producers have re-made the house in such a provocative way . The Mix of one Luxury , double bedded 8 ( 16 if all of them shared , but this is Big Brother ) berth room , and a complete hole with inch thick matresses and despicable furnishings. The bathroom was pretty luscious. The open shower will cause some distress , as there is a glass window and door into the bathroom , so privacy , as usual , is pretty much restricted to the diary room. Also , the new entrance was a nice character test , seeing if they hesitated or just went straight down can tell a lot about someone. The split stairs leave the way for the diary room at the bottom and in between.
The next episode was on on tonight as well. As well as revealing the garden ( very well designed , I might add. Kudos to the producers ). A small room with two seats. A smoking area shaped like an ashtray. a Jacuzzi. Sunbeds. Only entrance to absolute luxury bedroom.
Also , on the topic of characters , that slightly self-destructive thai lady got lost in The House. Couldn’t remember where the bedroom was
More gutting and discrimination in your pleasant lives soon. But for now
*slumber*
~Enflux
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